Saturday, October 6, 2012

Pack It Up: Celebrities' Survival Kit Guide!

Wondering what essentials to pack for The Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs?
Here's the Dinah Survival Kit Guide brought to you by some people you may know:

 Find out What Chelsea Lately comic Fortune Feimster thinks you need to bring to The Dinah!

FORTUNE FEIMSTER:

1. You should bring lots of reading material so that you can pretend to be looking at a book when really you're checking out all the ladies who walk by. They in turn will think you're smart (because you can read) and somewhat mysterious for reading while everyone is getting drunk!

2. If you are as pale as me, you MUST bring sunscreen. There's no bigger buzz-kill than looking like a lobster!

3. Bring a camera! You think you will remember everything, but you won't, and there are things that you need to see for yourself or else you will never believe it!

4. If you own a tool kit, just bring it. Not because you need it, but because you're a lesbian and you owe it to your people to have it just in case.

5. Last but definitely not least, bring your dancing shoes, because trust me, you're gonna want to bust a move! (I'll be the girl by the pool doing the robot).















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